Found Spaiku.

[mere_ubu]

Disclaimer: the following haiku is not mine!

Soo, last night, I was re-viewing "Primeval" with Haiku Beta Bob (sorry honey, but I'm just never going to call you Mister Beta, 'cause, eww) when I heard words fall into a familiar pattern and scrambled for the remote. "Dude, gimme, I think Spike just spoke in haiku!" Sure enough, here are the first lines of chapter 10 in perfect 5-7-5 syllabic formation:

"It's Must-See TV:
Bait's been taken, trap's all set. . .
Slayer has landed."

Aw, yeah.  Spike's got mad haiku skilz. (Would we expect anything less?) 

Comments

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

Ha! In the scene where he utters the haiku, Spike's standing next to Adam (or Patches, as I like to call him), and he's looks so tiny! Travel-sized evil.

Yep, two tickets for the clue train, please! And maybe while they're out shopping, Joyce can convince Riley to step away from the coral lipstick. (Srsly, in his earliest episodes, he's wearing more makeup than Buffy!)

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

I'm going out to buy more exclamation points; I think I used them all in my last post.

[philips.livejournal.com]

I always forgot how tiny he is until I see him stand next to Riley or Adam. No matter! His heart (and other organs according to fic) is huge. And that's why he's the hero. :)

LOL Now I have to go and watch the episode. Coral? Poor Riley, he never stood a chance with that color. Dude is definitely a winter.

Though, tbh, Spike had the worst foundation when he went to see Angel after that ring of Amara fiasco. So pale. They must have slathered the stuff on. Not a good look.

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

His heart (and other organs according to fic) is huge. And that's why he's the hero.

Bwahaa! Yes, his heroic heart is precisely why I keep reading the fic.

Riley's absolute worst make-up is when he has that picnic with Buffy--I think it's in "Something Blue." Something very bad has happened to his hair there as well.

No, not good at all. Also, Spike's makeup is generally so heavy in season four that I think I'm watching some period piece from the Restoration when they zoom in for the big close-ups. They should just slap a beauty mark on him and go with it!

[philips.livejournal.com]

Well, he does do the prettiest moue.

Spike in crinolines and a fan. Poor guy, he really is too pretty to leave alone. Someone should do a recap of his best make-up. And that icon reminds me of something I read regarding torso/ab highlighting. I refuse to believe that it's not all him. Yes, I'm naive.

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

Ah, crinolined Spike. Too bad I have no PhotoShop skills.

I believe (because I too am naive and have to believe in something, and the existence of Spike's abs seems as good a thing to believe in as anything else) that the Buffy season sixpack has got to be real, because clearly, no amount of trompe l'oeil airbrush was enough to fool us in season five of AtS.

Hmm. . .I wonder what highlighting can do for the matronly upper arm? Screw those tricep curls--I'm getting a can of fake bake and a stencil!

[philips.livejournal.com]

How dare you speak of the pudge! First rule of the Spike Club is that we do not mention any changes in the physique.

Give me ten "Spike is forever a sex God." And may the LJ forgive you. ;)

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

Mercy! It was a rookie mistake, I swear!

Spike is forever a sex God.
Spike is forever a sex God.
Spike is forever a sex God.
Spike is forever a sex God.
Spike is forever a sex God.
Spike is forever a sex God.
Spike is forever a sex God.
Spike is forever a sex God.
Spike is forever a sex God.
Spike is forever a sex God.

(My husband just said, "You'd better type all those out. No copy/paste function for your blasphemy!" Frankly, I'm a little worried about his loyalty to Spike.)

I declare that, henceforth, this journal will be a See-No-Pudge Zone! Let us turn away from this ugly episode and face a pudge-free future.

[philips.livejournal.com]

Your husband has way more tolerance than mine. ;)
Go forth and blasphemy no longer. May the love of the Marsters follow you...oh, Hell. I'm laughing too hard to keep this up. *takes off the funny religious hat*

Too much fun. LOL Off to bed. You made my night.

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

*meekly* I will repent and sin no more.

You made mine as well, you funny lady. :D

Bon soir to you. Have a good trip to NYC!