mere_ubu

Disclaimer: the following haiku is not mine!

Soo, last night, I was re-viewing "Primeval" with Haiku Beta Bob (sorry honey, but I'm just never going to call you Mister Beta, 'cause, eww) when I heard words fall into a familiar pattern and scrambled for the remote. "Dude, gimme, I think Spike just spoke in haiku!" Sure enough, here are the first lines of chapter 10 in perfect 5-7-5 syllabic formation:

"It's Must-See TV:
Bait's been taken, trap's all set. . .
Slayer has landed."

Aw, yeah.  Spike's got mad haiku skilz. (Would we expect anything less?)