Well, it looks as though Crushed Spaiku and 13 Spaiku About "Something Blue" have been nominated for Best Ficlet and Best Drabble over at the Fang Fetish Awards. Many thanks to whoever nominated me! I kinda' suspect that it was Mister Beta, which is, okay, a lot like all those times that my mom bought my entire stock of orchestra candy (yep, I wasn't even cool enough to sell band candy), but I'll take what I can get.

I also want to recommend [livejournal.com profile] rebcake's most recent work, a shockingly naughty NC-17 Spuffy FITB spanking fic . . . wait for it . . . written in limerick! *swoon* You can read this tiny masterpiece of poetic smut it here at [livejournal.com profile] darker_spike and here at [livejournal.com profile] nekid_spike. Hummina.

Finally, the highly talented [livejournal.com profile] shanmara over at [livejournal.com profile] nekid_spike has been so generous as to let me bring this cheeky little fellow home to my journal for the holidays. *happy sigh* God, I wish this were my Christmas card this year--so terribly wrong, and yet so very right.

Heeeee! Oh yeah, I'm happy, alright. The gingham, the bunny . . . I think I'm in love! :D

ETA that [livejournal.com profile] rebcake's smutty little pretties are now available in unlocked form here at The Bloodshedverse.

From: [identity profile] jamalov29.livejournal.com

Mere !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm shocked !!!

Spike's ass ! Ass of Spike !!
You and Shamara are a pair of naughty girls.:D

Congrats for the nominations, honey.*twirls you around*

From: [identity profile] mere-ubu.livejournal.com

I know, who would have expected such a thing of me? Heeee! He was just so demented and adorable that I begged to take him home with me.

Thanks, sweetie! *happy dance*

From: [identity profile] rebcake.livejournal.com

Oh you lucky, lucky gal. What a honey! Makes me want to run right out and find a pinafore for MiAmor. *ahem - shouldn't be giving away family secrets, I suppose*

Anyway, Miss Cake and Candy: Congratulations on the noms. Couldn't happen to a more deserving writer.

Also, thanks mucho for the rec. The feedback has been slim, which makes me think there isn't much call for smutty limericks. Is that the world in which you want to live? Me neither!

From: [identity profile] mere-ubu.livejournal.com

*snicker* I don't think I realized that my love of retro kitsch actually qualifies as a kink until I saw this. I mistakenly thought he was an adopt-a-santa at first, and Shanmara was gracious enough to let me take him home anyway. Umm, if you find an online source for large gingham pinafores, lemme know, okay? ;)

Thank you so much! Oh, wait a sec. *puts on airs* There. How do I look now?

You're very welcome, and I hope more folks will check them out. If anything, we need waaay more smutty limericks--that's my kinda world! I hope you will persevere. If someone had told me in February that there could actually be a small but reasonably dedicated readership for haiku about a television vampire, I would not have believed it.
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From: [personal profile] herself_nyc

Hahahahahahahaha. God, that is so RANDOM. I love it!

From: [identity profile] mere-ubu.livejournal.com

I clapped my hands and jumped up and down when I first saw him. So demented and yet oddly wholesome, too.

Check out that limerick if you get a chance. If you ask me, there's just not enough smutty verse in the world.
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From: [personal profile] herself_nyc

Has [livejournal.com profile] philips seen it? Email it to her so she doesn't miss it.

And yes, I've got the limericks open in a tab.
I'm trying to write fic right now or else I'd look at them.

From: [identity profile] mere-ubu.livejournal.com

*nods* Yep, I've already dispatched an email. Such bounty was meant to be shared. ;)

Oh, well if there's fic being written, by all means, please carry on! I will, however, expect a written report by tomorrow morning. Heh-heh. <\obnoxious>

Love your bitchy Spike icon, BTW.

From: [identity profile] zanthinegirl.livejournal.com

Hey, Congrats on the nominations!

Love the christmas card. Hee! Possibly your grandma would object, but still! Spike Buns!

From: [identity profile] mere-ubu.livejournal.com

Thank you, ma'am!

*lol* I love pinafore'd retro-Spike beyond all reason! Spike buns are a great equalizer. ;)

From: [identity profile] mere-ubu.livejournal.com

Thank you, dear! It was a pleasant surprise.

Heee! I'm not sure if I'm more disturbed by the pinafore or by the fact that I find him so gosh-darned adorable in it. *loves*

From: [identity profile] stars-of-tears.livejournal.com

Gratz for the nom, it's totally deserved :)
I'll check out the limerick...

And I so wanna bite these lovely cheeks!!! ;P

From: [identity profile] mere-ubu.livejournal.com

Thanks, honey! I was happy to get that message.

He is pretty biteable, isn't he? Possibly spankable as well. ;)

From: [identity profile] philips.livejournal.com

Don Draper...

approves of this fine ass post.

Don loves when Spike plays coy. Especially in gingham. And he's man enough to admit it.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! And if you don't win, I'm going to kill that ass-admiring bunny. I've got a pâté recipe with his name on it.

Save the bunny, people.

From: [identity profile] mere-ubu.livejournal.com

Re: Don Draper...

Bwahahaa! Why, hello there, Mr. Draper. Wow, that's hypnotic. Watch out, innocent country girl Spike! He'll break your heart and smoke all your cigarettes!

Thank you, sweetie. I'm touched that you would butcher on my behalf. The bunny, it would make nice cassoulet too, no? Win or lose, that's a win-win proposition. ;)

From: [identity profile] philips.livejournal.com

Re: Don Draper...

It's not Le Don that our fair Spike should be worried about. Don can't resist that pale tautness. (Or tauntness as the case may be. Which is NEVER, bad smut writers! Heed. Please.)

No. It's the cool blonde who is prepared to pop a cap in Spike's porcelain bottom should he succumb to the DD wink.

I'd butcher anything for you. Including the grammar in this post.

From: [identity profile] mere-ubu.livejournal.com

Re: Don Draper...

Don shouldn't be so superficial. Doesn't he know that the tauntness is the first thing to go? *snicker* I read a fic the other day that contained both heart rendering (Spike tore Buffy's heart out and melted it down for fat! Now there's some butchery!) and hot fiery passion that liquidated our heroine's veins. Everything must go.

I think that's my favorite moment of the entire series so far. *whispers* Spike, Betty is crazy cakes, bro. Srsly, don't piss her off.

Ooh, would you butcher a power ballad for me? That would be very cheering. How bout you, dear? You need anything butchered? Just say the word.

From: [identity profile] philips.livejournal.com

Re: Don Draper...

Slay the virus that has invaded my home. Third trip to the pediatrician this week. The pharmacist laughed when he saw me today. Meningitis testing for B. Yeah. Today was a hoot. All is well but I'm just drained.

Spike tore Buffy's heart out and melted it down for fat! Now there's some butchery!

You're shitting me. Prove it. Now.


But I won't do THAT.

From: [identity profile] mere-ubu.livejournal.com

Re: Don Draper...

Oh, honey! Is B okay? Good lord, you all must be exhausted. This seems to be the season of the supervirus. B & Z have had hobo cough for four weeks now, and I've had it for two. The doctor says we're in for 4-8 weeks of it. At this point I'm waiting for one of us to turn completely inside out.

Okay, I didn't word my sarcasm well before. He didn't really do that--I just get all uppity when people say "rendering" instead of "rending" and "liquidate" when they mean "liquefy." Which now looks petty when I say it, but there you are.

Heeeeeee! Fabulous! Now do "Total Eclipse of the Heart!"

Edited to send massive healing vibes and virtual chicken soup and a bundle of cleansing sage to Chez Philips. May the plague be liquidated!

From: [identity profile] philips.livejournal.com

Re: Don Draper...

I take your vibes and hug them tightly. Hugs my Mere as well.

Hobo cough, be GONE! I send you vibes (sterile) in return.

I'm kinda sad that there wasn't a Buffy foie heart gras fic.

I coulda used the lulz tonight.

:( More bad fic please.

(though nothing is as delicious as the Twilight bad fic. It's SPECTACULAR!)

From: [identity profile] mere-ubu.livejournal.com

Re: Don Draper...

Hugs to you as well, my tired friend. I hope that you're able to get some rest and that there is recovery right soon.

Buffy heart gras fic would have been a huge improvement. Sorry to get your hopes up. COCKBLOCK!!! *lol* You've completely ruined my feeble mind with that. I have the urge to say it at the worst times--long committee meetings, candlelight carol services, that kind of thing. Maybe I'll save it for xmas dinner with the folks . . .

From: [identity profile] philips.livejournal.com

Re: Don Draper...

*nods wisely and lights pipe* There's a lot of cockblocking in this here fic.

You gotta do this...\O/...when you scream, "COCKBLOCK!!!!"

It'll become a cherished holiday tradition.

I wipe a tear away just imaging that heartfelt family scene.

Do me proud, Mere.

And now I go off to collapse.

Damn, I miss you.

From: [identity profile] mere-ubu.livejournal.com

Re: Don Draper...

I'm thinking we should all do eggnog shots, too; booze will be an integral part of the family's new cockblocking ritual.

Sleep well, dearest philips. I'm going to go swig my codeine goop now and wait for the freaky, freaky dreams. I wish you all the sickness-fighting properties that antiviral Giles here can bestow. *huge hugs* I miss you, too! Be warned that I am going to call you before this week is out. Oh yes I am!

From: [identity profile] philips.livejournal.com

Re: Don Draper...


Ok. Let's blame that on the fumes of codeine and Sudafed and Albuterol that have infiltrated this home. Right? Right.

CALL ME SOON. Call me. *inserts non-existent Blondie gif.*

From: [identity profile] mere-ubu.livejournal.com

Re: Don Draper...

See, now I didn't even notice that. As long as you're not rendering and liquidating, I think we're good here.

I WILL. I have impromptu in-laws tomorrow (how they think they're driving down from the mountains in this ice is a mystery to me) but the rest of the week is free. Free as a bird. I don't even work after Wednesday. *clicks lighter* FREE BIRD! WOOOOO! *frowns* Wait. I'm going back to the Blondie place. Skynyrd and codeine is a bad combo. *concentrates* Ahh, much better.

Dodo, darling.

From: [identity profile] philips.livejournal.com

Re: Don Draper...

Sweet dodo to you as well.

Screw the rest of this online Xmas shopping. I'm OUT.

I've got one more Holiday thing tomorrow and Wednesday (party of DOOM!) and then I'm home free - Thursday will be good. If it's good for you. Let me know and I'll be ready with candy canes and vodka.

From: [identity profile] drop-edge.livejournal.com

Re: Don Draper...

That stuff about rendering/rending and liquidate/liquefy was sarcastic? Man, I have got to start reading some better fic, because I was totally on board. (I can't even fathom reading fic from the Angelverse. Do you have any idea how many bad writers think the correct spelling is "Lindsay MacDonald"? Gyuhhh.)

But that cheeky fellow knocked my socks off. And it is 26 degrees with a windchill of 16. IN ARKANSAS. I am sockless!

From: [identity profile] mere-ubu.livejournal.com

Re: Don Draper...

Sadly, yes. Someone needs to write that fic! Let me guess? Does this Lindsay MacDonald spend a lot of time pouring (egads!) over his legal briefs? *sigh* I know that the bitching about grammar and spelling makes me look small, and yet . . . I find I don't care. ;)

*lol* Don't be goin' round sockless today, lady! It's cooold out there.

You still up for a little Buffyfest in early January? *whispers* Say yes, B. *beams* Yes? Great!

From: [identity profile] shanmara.livejournal.com

So happy to see that this perky Spike has found a good, loving home ;)

Thanks also for reccing rebcake: the limerick masterpiece deserves way more comments than it got!

From: [identity profile] mere-ubu.livejournal.com

I'm so happy to have him as visitor! *smooch* Thanks again, sweetie. I lurve him to bits. (In related news, I also lurve his bits. Bwah!)

I KNOW! People should read and giggle and then fan themselves! No one should be deprived of the joy of reading smut in verse. ;)


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